Ceramic Penis Painting for Hen Parties – The Ultimate Dickorate Experience
Unleash your inner artist with the most laughter-filled ceramic penis painting experience in the UK. Dickorate blends a creative decorating class with cheeky hen party fun, all organised directly by our in-house team. No middlemen, no hidden fees, just a private venue, all materials, and a ceramic keepsake she'll never forget.
What is Dickorate? The Hen Party Activity Taking the UK by Storm
Dickorate is our signature take on ceramic penis painting, where decorating class meets hen do with a generous dash of naughtiness. Forget florals and pretty prints. Your "canvas" for the session is anatomically inspired, giving the bride-to-be and her squad a ceramic penis to paint, personalise, and take home.
Expect plenty of giggles, cheeky competition, and a surprisingly relaxing creative session as your host guides you through paints, patterns, and outrageous finishing touches. It’s the perfect icebreaker to get everyone chatting (and laughing) fast — plus you’ll leave with a one-of-a-kind keepsake that’s guaranteed to become the weekend’s most talked-about souvenir.
What's Included in Your Ceramic Penis Painting Session?
Every Dickorate booking includes everything your hens need for 90 minutes of creative chaos.
Private Venue
Private venue for you and your group, ready to unleash your inner artist flair! All within the city center.
All Materials Provided
Everything is included, from paints, to feathers and the all important googly eyes to create your very own masterpenis!
Your Masterpiece to Keep
Everyone takes home their decorated ceramic shaft the same day. Display it proudly or hide it as your little secret.
Key details at a glance
1.5-hour workshop, professional host to lead the class, all materials included, from £37 per person.
Why Book A Dickorate Workshop
The Ultimate icebreaker activity for hens who want something a bit different.
Hilarious from the first minute-
If you want big laughs and instant party vibes, Dickorate delivers!
Take your Masterpenis Home-
You get to bring your finished creation home after the workshop as the ultimate hen party sounvenir!
Perfect Icebreaker Activity -
A great way to start the Hen weekend and get the group chatting away.
24/7 On-Call Support -
Our out-of-hours team is on standby throughout your event for any last-minute needs.
What Other Hens Say About Us
“Honestly the funniest hour of the whole weekend. Our host was brilliant, everyone got involved straight away and had us crying with laughter ”
Megan F, Edinburgh | Hen do
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Frequently Asked Questions
What is Dickorate?
Dickorate is our signature ceramic penis painting class, where hens decorate a ceramic penis using paints, glitter, jewels, and more. Each guest keeps their finished piece as a souvenir.
How much does ceramic penis painting cost?
Dickorate starts from £37 per person, with final quotes based on group size, location, and any add-on activities. We only require a small deposit to secure your booking.
How long does a Dickorate session last?
Each session runs for 1.5 hours, led by a professional host who keeps the energy high and the laughs flowing.
Is Dickorate suitable for all hen party groups?
Absolutely. Dickorate is light-hearted, cheeky, and designed for groups who want something risqué but relaxed. No artistic skill required.