Ceramic Penis Painting for Hen Parties – The Ultimate “Dickorate” Experience
Unleash your inner artist with the most laughter-filled ceramic penis painting experience in the UK. Dickorate blends a creative decorating class with cheeky hen party fun, all organised directly by our in-house team. No middlemen, no hidden fees, just a private venue, all materials, and a ceramic keepsake she'll never forget.
What is Dickorate? The Hen Party Activity Taking the UK by Storm
Dickorate is our signature take on ceramic penis painting, where decorating class meets hen do with a generous dash of naughtiness. Forget florals and pretty prints. Your "canvas" for the session is anatomically inspired, giving the bride-to-be and her squad a ceramic penis to paint, personalise, and take home.
As the direct organisers of every Dickorate session, we handle every hilarious detail in-house. That means better value, clearer communication, and a hassle-free experience from your first enquiry to the final brushstroke.
What's Included in Your Ceramic Penis Painting Session?
Every Dickorate booking includes everything your hens need for 90 minutes of creative chaos.
Private Venue
Please get rid of the part that says music and party atmosphere as some venues do not allow music.
All Materials Provided
Everyone takes home their decorated ceramic piece the same day; display it proudly or keep secret.
Your Masterpiece to Keep
Everyone takes home their decorated ceramic shaft the same day. Display it proudly or hide it as your little secret.
Key details at a glance
1.5-hour workshop, professional host to lead the class, all materials included, from £37 per person.
Why Book Dickorate Directly with Us?
Why pay agency markups when you can book straight with the team running the activity?
No Middlemen -
You deal directly with the Dickorate team. No third-party commissions, no "lost in translation" moments.
Custom Activity Bundles -
Pair your ceramic penis painting session with life drawing, cocktail making, or a VIP bar pass for the perfect itinerary.
Zero Pressure Booking -
Send your enquiry and take
your time. We're here to
help you plan, not push
a sale.
24/7 On-Call Support -
Our out-of-hours team is on standby throughout your weekend for any last-minute needs.
What Other Hens Say About Us
“Everything felt tailored to us. The team listened, suggested great ideas, and delivered a day we will talk about for years.”
Megan F, Edinburgh | Hen do
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Frequently Asked Questions
What is Dickorate?
Dickorate is our signature ceramic penis painting class, where hens decorate a ceramic penis using paints, glitter, jewels, and more. Each guest keeps their finished piece as a souvenir.
How much does ceramic penis painting cost?
Dickorate starts from £37 per person, with final quotes based on group size, location, and any add-on activities. We only require a small deposit to secure your booking.
How long does a Dickorate session last?
Each session runs for 1.5 hours, led by a professional host who keeps the energy high and the laughs flowing.
Is Dickorate suitable for all hen party groups?
Absolutely. Dickorate is light-hearted, cheeky, and designed for groups who want something risqué but relaxed. No artistic skill required.